#sick ass..

[tawnysoup]

Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖

Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!

[bongwalter10]

please don’t take it away from me

[chloesimaginationthings]

You know William annoyed them FNAF spirits

[warmfuzzyanimal]

fat dog 4 fat dog !!

[implyouthern]

thinking about this shot from the beginning... Yelena mirroring the Voids powers... it's so casual guys

[disgracedaantt]

there's something so sick about how shauna wouldn't let them take jackies clothes but wouldn't even let mari keep her hair

[chaoticwriting]

Dad strength

Jason: Ugghhh, I can't believe I lost to an old man. Bruce is like 50 something. How is he so strong?

Bruce: I am 40.

Jason: Potato potato. Same shit.

Dick: To be fair, he beats all of us in arm wrestling. And I think he is putting his Batman face but he doesn't even twitch while wrestling with you.

Jason: Way to rub in the salt, dickhead. Do any of you wanna go?

Damian: And humiliate myself? I have self respect Todd.

Tim: Yeah, no. I'm already running low on my energy drink. I don't think I can even lift a finger right now.

Cass: I am agile, not strong. If Jason can't beat him, I probably can't too.

Steph: How are you so strong anyway?

Bruce: Dad strength.

Jason: Bullshit.

Dick: Dad strength is real?

Damian: Is that why you keep bringing in new children, father?

*Entering the living room*

Duke: Hey, guys. Danny's here. He has some burgers with him.

Danny: Way to rat out my lunch, dude.

Duke: You have like 2 dozen burgers there. Ain't no way you are eating all of that.

Danny: You don't know that. I could totally eat all of this.

Duke: Sure you can. What are all of you doing on the coffee table? And why does Jason look like he wants to shoot Bruce.

Steph: He lost to Bruce in arm wrestling.

Tim: And Bruce says the only reason he is strong is because of Dad strength.

Duke: You're exaggerating. Bruce can't be that strong.

-2 minutes later-

Duke: I take back what I say.

Danny: Oh I want to try. I've been lifting a lot recently. Look at this. *Flex almost nonexistent muscle*

Tim: Yeah, sure dude. Looks great.

Damian: Your sarcasm is dripping, Drake. And there is no way you are beating father, Fenton.

Danny: Oh just you wait.

-1 minute later-

Jason: What The Fuck.

Dick: You're joking, Bruce. Tell me you're joking.

Jason: There is no fucking way I am weaker than this twink. He looks more malnourished than when I was a street kid.

Damian:*Frowns heavily*

Steph and Cass: *Laughing at Jason's, Bruce's and Dick's shocked face*

Tim: How are you so strong?

Danny: Dad strength.

[spineless-lobster]

So I cackled the new clip of jorge’s cut song that’s about achilles facing off against hector and this line is so abysmal it wraps back around to perfection and I just… I just had to make this

[ink-the-artist]

Creature of Light lithograph

[liaisun]

losing my damn mind. "why break forever into measurable increments?" OF COURSE THEY MADE IT, NEITHER ONE HAD ANY DOUBT.

[mar-bluu]

Saw this on tiktok today and... yeah

[poon-nropay]

SUPES AU! SUPES AU! SUPES AU! SUPES AU!

Had so much fun talking details with my co-parents of this AU, @coldbronzemoon. The brainworms have taken over! So, here are the CONCEPT ART of the Cosmic Duo (designed by Bronzemoon as well!), and the adults in their "Primes" years! (The genres crash is so real.)

For context, you can read the starter post OR;

to extend our reach to the stars above by bronzemoon!!

Probably gonna drop more lore at some point, but right now let's introduce you guys to the current cast under read more!

Dipper and Mabel: Astro and Comet, the Cosmic duo! Magical Pre-teens with the power granted by THE AXOLOTL, the newest heroes on the block for Gravity Falls City! Ready to take the town by storm with their Magical Mascot, Waddles, the Cosmic Hog! [CURRENT STATUS: Debuted, active.]

Stanley Pines: The Piranha, the biggest crime lord in town. He'll chase you down and chew you up faster than you can flinch! [CURRENT STATUS: active.]

Stanford Pines: Six-Shooter, the scientist turned sci-fi gunslinger, the best protector and biggest hero of Gravity Falls City. Nemesis of Bill Cipher. [CURRENT STATUS: active.]

Fiddleford Hadron McGucket: The Spectator, Six-Shooter's Partner, tech genius, and owner of the biggest spy camera network in Gravity Falls. [CURRENT STATUS: retired.]

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[australet789]

Some assholes on Instagram saying that Epic fans are "gaslighting" themselves about Odysseus being faithful to Penelope because of the Circe part and being pretentious about it and how we are stupid for considering The Odyssey romantic

Motherfucker

1. The Odyssey is an epic poem we all fucking know that? That it's a tragedy, technically comedy (comedy in ancient literature used to mean "happy ending", not funny stuff)

2. The Circe bit can be interpreted in different ways, as if it was fully consensual or not or just a transaction. There was still a difference in power dynamics, which was 100% mentioned by Calypso in the beginning, but if you choose to ignore that part if the same as saying some of Zeus' kids were ok to be conceived because the women agreeded to what A GOD wanted.

3. Obviously Epic!Odysseus is differente from Homer!Odysseus, but trying to say Homer! Odysseus is a horrible person that fully wanted to cheat on Penelope just because you want to defend ALEXANDER HAMILTON, i have bad news about you.

4. "The crew had to beg to go back!" I read the Odyssey too. As a child and a few days ago. They stayed on Circe's island to rest so Odysseus job as a captain was literally wait until his crew told him they were ready to leave, specially after what they have lived. Odysseus didnt force anyone to stay in that island, when the crew went "oh, sir, we miss our families, please lets go back now, yes?" Odysseus immediately said "ok". It literally felt like a father waiting for the kids to stop playing in the playground.

5. Homer!Odysseus is not perfect, at all (man killed his disloyal maids because he didnt want to deal with shit anymore, even if they also were coerced/raped by the suitors), but come with a better gotcha than Circe. You are just fixiated on the Telegony and it shows.

6. Idk what to tell you, but if you think renouncing a life with two inmortal godesses (one of whom offered you immortality), traveling for 10 years defying a God's rage, killing 108 men who wanted to marry your wife (and ruined your house), almost killed yourself when said wife rejected you only for her to go "haha i was just testing you, silly :)", have your literally marriage have a word created for you two specifically is not romantic... Idk go read Bridgerton

[dollya-robinprotector]

Luka - deciding on what to wear on round 7 to face Till

[bunnwich]

How would you react? (reblog and tell me for part 2 >:3)

[devilsyuri]